December 2011
sztuciec:
petersmacken:
Interviewer: Tell us about your relationship with Robert Downey Jr. Jude Law: Oh, I love him. Interviewer: You have a bit of a bromance going on there. Jude Law: What is this new term everybody’s using? That’s a horrible term. What about just a ‘romance’? Interviewer: No, that’s not the same, ‘cos then you’d have to star in a romantic comedy together or something. ...
davidtennantsballsack:
Two people love each other? I ship it.
Two people hate each other? I ship it.
Two people vaguely tolerate each other? I ship it.
Two people look at each other? I ship it.
Two people don’t look at each other? I ship it.
Two people kind of see each other in their peripheral vision? I ship it.
Two people have never met before? You bet your sweet ass I ship it.
leoparatti:
originofundershirt:
Oh ma gawwwd.
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE EVE!
perfectpsychopath:
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
Teacher: Can you explain how you got that answer?
Me:
